America's Birthday 2017 - Part 1

For this year's 4th of July party weekend we rented a party van and had quite the crew of misfits upstate at my parents house.
the trip began friday morning at 6:30am because I had to go to Laguardia airport to pick up the party van because it was $500 more anywhere else.
after loading the van up pretty full of misfits and cargo we made our way to Ihop because someone requested it.  You're looking at a 1700 calorie country fried steak breakfast that I ate all of and no one could our would call me a pansy for the rest of the weekend.  This would not be the only CFS that i'd eat that weekend either.

Do not step to the Dutch Fingaz Cru or their Dodge Grand Caravan or else you will be dealt with in an appropriate fashion.  Steven also pointed out that there is the arse of another DGC visible through the doors of our DGC making this photo even more hardcore.

stevers bought a hungarian bow and its hard to use

stevers gets to drive
and chop down trees with the ax he bought and strip the bark off with a survival knife he bought so his dreams came true.
a great sunset, BBQ dinner, beer, friends, going to sleep in tents, and then jostled awake at 3:30am by Bob saying the lighting is getting close and we should get outta there.  No one wanted to go and everyone hated bob.  It was pouring down rain and cold and we drove down the hill in a thunder storm and it was horrible but also Steven and Kimie's most memorable moment of the trip. 

We told ya'll not to step to the Dutch Fingaz Cru and now there are two DGC's to deal out two black eyes for you.

5 legs total.

The International Alternative Sports Tournament of Champions 2017 LLC Working Title (IASTC), now in it's second year, has added the alternative sport of archery to its list which also includes, cornhole, horse shoes, and whiffle ball

We awoke after night 2 

REI new on left water tight, REI old on right not water tight unfortunately for steve and Kimie