Thaler Done Got Married

Thaler my old FIT dorm and 53rd street buddy got married....on new years eve! thanks a lot.

he bought this old huge van for a couple hundred bucks. the idea was that it would transport everyone to the wedding and reception. here they are spending half a day fixing it.



the church



the rehearsal dinner







these guys are getting married.



back at thaler's house (this is in syracuse)



his volvo



he bought some land and a house (a super super fixer upper)



a silo that he plans to make into a studio.



inside. if anyone can do it its T barnes. he has been doing construction for years and has a design and construction company with his brother and knows his sheit.







assembling stars at the wedding reception venue. this was very much a family wedding, very few single ladies and wedding crashers like antics to be had.



10 of us trying to get to the wedding in that van. here they are spraying ether onto some belt. the van crapped out a few times and finally at the end of thaler's block. They popped the clutch and coasted down to his house and we took various cars there. lucky us cuz the church was 20 min away and we could have been stranded and really late.



what's a cry room? does bob know all too well?



we had to pound beers in the church parking lot so we could tie them to the wedding car with dental floss



good ol' bobby raish. So we didn't get to eat anything all day cuz we were setting up stuff and running around. so by reception time we were starving and super susceptible to alcohol.



caught you guys, why were you in the bathroom together so long?



reception time with dinner and drinks and dance and then new years countdown and it was time to sound in the new year.



this is going to be the cover of brown's new album. i've heard it and its full of R and B autotune dance crap. shoulda stayed hard brown. now you're more like chris brown than darkin brown. only twice as sweet with two left feet. Lay's wouldn't give him any ad money but he loves chips so much he said F-it, ima represent with the chips.



or this could be the cover too. the fluffiest sweetest mother lover you've ever seen. are you supposed to be like a 5 year posing for your kindergarten studio portrait bein' all cute and sheit? You really did go soft brown



so basically the rest of the night was us laughing at how darken was so rat-assed. Here he is counting off his new years resolutions which i can't repeat here.



this photo creeps me out







we wheeled darkin inbetween the beds and the other Jason grabbed the hat off his head mid jump. you can see it if you look closely.



also take my g-damn tie off darkin before you get any crap on it.



there it is ladies and gents. that's it.





he loves getting molested on new years. and every new years the raish brothers deliver.

and loves getting kicked out of bed and made to sleep on the floor. Other notable things that happened were that earlier darken got kicked off the bed upstairs for gobbling down chips all over it, he was so forgone that i fed him chips and he accepted it, He whipped a sub out of nowhere and started eating it, and got the worst Raish bros sandwhich of his life...and liked it. Well, that's if for this new year.