If you're a guy you've seen pics of car show girls. When you were in highschool you probably drooled over them but have since moved on to real girls in your adult years. I'm not saying they're not super hot, i'm just saying i've learned they're not for reals and its time better spent elsewhere. Did I ever think i would go to one of these shows? no, but Will, Yoon's friend from the embassy had free tickets so me, Ivan, and Will checked it out. i wonder how much my traffic will go up from this post if i label and tag everything.
to get there we had to wait for like 1 hr for a shuttle bus to the Kintex convention center pictured below.
I wish i had an audio track with grunts and groans and oohs and oh my gods and knuckle biting and scrunched up faces so you could play it while you view this post so you can have the complete effect, because basically its just about dudes looking at girls that are there for their pleasure
this is one of the "famous" models, Kang Yui. how would i know? its not like i read these websites.....
oh awesome they even have daewoo and other dumptruck manufacturer girls. they had bus girls too at the new hybrid bus booths.
after i looked at myself in the mirror on the subway i realized that i was dressed like every other Korean d-bag with a flannel, khakis, and converse all stars. well not everyone one, but this is one of the 3 or 4 major korean uniforms. sheit.
we can to realize that only about 20% of the people there were really there for the cars. come on lets be real, who cares, its the girls! is there anywhere else that you would see this much expensive photography equipment? all the dudes brandishing their huge long heavy lenses pointed right at the girls is the perfect metaphor.
the chevrolet mega booth area. leave it to the american car maker to do it american style which means mega wall screen Transformers michael bay footage way too loud with outright super daisy dukes girls and muscle cars with everything in your face (chevy deals with micheal bay for his transformers movies). that smaller yellow car up there was remote controlled with like 16 little helicoptor propellers under it so it could be maneuvered through the air, pretty cool. and i actually spelled maneuvered right twice in a row with no spell check wow.
this pic and the next two are not mine
www.flickr.com/photos/fri13th/
not my pic its: http://www.flickr.com/photos/koreanwonders/
another famous one 임지혜 - Im Ji Hye
not my pic it belongs to http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamtinhtuy
song jina, another famous one
some Kia promo.
there were occasionally dudes but no one cared 
wow twizy you won the sh!ttiest car/weirdest model combo. puke
this is like the favorite of dudes online that are super into these girls, Hwang Mi Hee. i don't know why. i guess if surgery, tons of make up, and pretend cute anime poses are your thing then this is your girl.
a small selection of the scumbags of the seoul motorshow, which yes, i know, includes every male attendee including myself.
this guy just straight pulled out a telescope to really really get in there. this thing in like a magic killer, because when you get in that close you see the surgery, caked on foundation and other grossness and that's how you learn there is no santa.
and the number 1 scumbag of the 2011 show, William Yu. What is he saying to himself right now? probably nothing, he's probably grunting and groaning. 
just kidding Will, this was the number 1 scumbag, this little skivy creepoid. he would get his pic taken with every girl with that weak smile and then show it to them and they would just nod and say great and then he would walk off and mumble gross things to himself and smirk and go to the next booth to do it again. Check out the work this girl has gotten all over her whole body.
sprained wrists are hot 
ok we were done, super tired, ready to go home and then we stumbled upon of all things, the Kumho Tires booth. 
somehow without us noticing, probably because we were too focused on the current task at hand, these girls rotated out with another set of kumho tires girls, almost like they just flipped a card and we were instantly smacked in the face with a new set of four kumho tires girls that are like your friend's hot older sisters! look you can see the other girl behind her shadowing her perfectly, it had the effect of the flipping around like it was a magic trick or something 
I can't believe what we just did for hours and hours. It was literally like walking around inside the computer of a 16 yr old boy. and when it comes down to it that's what we all are. We just leered and leered at girls for hours. Car shows are a bad idea.
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