Sunday came but the party and relaxation and consumption of alchohol did'nt stop. It was an endless weekend. No one wanted it to end.
Oh hello girls
i couldn't decide which photo best exemplified how much I wanted bob to just stop touching dogs all weekend. just wait, there's more.
Lobster Roll! photo stolen from Jen, sucker!
I was lounging by myself off in a corner and I heard a soft voice from behind me over the fence. It was bob. The house cleaner wasn't coming for some reason so we had to clean the whole house. Bob was asking me if would help him strip all the beds down. I said "No, nope, don't feel like it". Bob slowly receded and went away to do it by himself. hahahahhaha. Bob was like the house mom for the weekend. He distributed waters to everyone during the parties and in the mornings. He got everyone into bed. He couldn't stop cleaning things. I did eventually help clean the house and washed a ton of dishes and stuff. I also want to clarify something that bob took credit for but was actually me who did it. My one good deed for the weekend. After our super schwasted night after the wedding reception I crawled and scrapped downstairs and got bottles of water for Matt and Bob and put them by their beds for when they woke up. Everyone assumed it was bob and he had no problem taking credit for it. All other 168 good deeds were done by bob though.
Time to pack it up dudes
all the Hamptons weekenders waiting for the train back to Penn Station.
why so tall Olsens?
the party continues on the LIRR. All the left over alchohol was brought on the train and Cori was our own personal bartender.
Love this photo
see that? that's all bob carried the whole day. a canvas bag with nothing but a little dog in it. and he had his little mitts on it the whole time. I had to carry all his sh!t, and my stuff and jen's stuff and everyone else was carrying a lot too. It was so hot and sweaty and heavy. I wanted to kill him but it was #MERALD good times so I didn't.
and the party continued some more on the Olsen's rooftop in Brooklyn and onward. But finally it was over. thanks for the best weekend ever #MERALD
lobster roll sunburn
they say all good things must come to an end. That's kind of true. That's it for the #MERALD weekend but just the beginning of fun times. See you ladies soon in New York!