Seoul Motor Show 2011 - 서울모터쇼 2011

If you're a guy you've seen pics of car show girls. When you were in highschool you probably drooled over them but have since moved on to real girls in your adult years. I'm not saying they're not super hot, i'm just saying i've learned they're not for reals and its time better spent elsewhere. Did I ever think i would go to one of these shows? no, but Will, Yoon's friend from the embassy had free tickets so me, Ivan, and Will checked it out. As a warning, I'm just giving em' what they want, so sorry there are so many pictures of hot working ladies mom and debbie and whoever. i wonder how much my traffic will go up from this post if i label and tag everything.





to get there we had to wait for like 1 hr for a shuttle bus to the Kintex convention center pictured below.



I wish i had an audio track with grunts and groans and oohs and oh my gods and knuckle biting and scrunched up faces so you could play it while you view this post so you can have the complete effect, because basically its just about dudes looking at girls that are there for their pleasure





this is one of the "famous" models, Kang Yui. how would i know? its not like i read these websites.....



oh awesome they even have daewoo and other dumptruck manufacturer girls. they had bus girls too at the new hybrid bus booths.



after i looked at myself in the mirror on the subway i realized that i was dressed like every other Korean d-bag with a flannel, khakis, and converse all stars. well not everyone one, but this is one of the 3 or 4 major korean uniforms. sheit.



we can to realize that only about 20% of the people there were really there for the cars. come on lets be real, who cares, its the girls! is there anywhere else that you would see this much expensive photography equipment? all the dudes brandishing their huge long heavy lenses pointed right at the girls is the perfect metaphor.



the chevrolet mega booth area. leave it to the american car maker to do it american style which means mega wall screen Transformers michael bay footage way too loud with outright super slutty daisy dukes girls and muscle cars with everything in your face (chevy deals with micheal bay for his transformers movies). that smaller yellow car up there was remote controlled with like 16 little helicoptor propellers under it so it could be maneuvered through the air, pretty cool. and i actually spelled maneuvered right twice in a row with no spell check wow.



ok if you ask me its a tie between this girl, the ultra hot and slutty girlfriend of that muscle car driving a-hole in highschool that would kill you if you looked at her or the kumho tires girls who are like your friend's little sister who grew up to be hot. this pic and the next two are not mine

www.flickr.com/photos/fri13th/



not my pic its: http://www.flickr.com/photos/koreanwonders/

another famous one 임지혜 - Im Ji Hye



not my pic it belongs to http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamtinhtuy

song jina, another famous one



some Kia promo.



there were occasionally these but who cares. get the F out of here d-man



wow twizy you won the sh!ttiest car/weirdest model combo. puke



this is like the favorite of dudes online that are super into these girls, Hwang Mi Hee. i don't know why. i guess if surgery, tons of make up, and pretend cute anime poses are your thing then this is your girl.



a small selection of the scumbags of the seoul motorshow, which yes, i know, includes every male attendee including myself.



this guy just straight pulled out a telescope to really really get in there. this thing in like a magic killer, because when you get in that close you see the surgery, caked on foundation and other grossness and that's how you learn there is no santa.



and the number 1 scumbag of the 2011 show, William Yu. What is he saying to himself right now? probably nothing, he's probably grunting and groaning. but what is he thinking to himself? "i got you hahhaha i got you! you can't run away, sniggle sniggle". Later we would all be doing this on the train ride home.



just kidding Will, this was the number 1 scumbag, this little skivy creepoid. he would get his pic taken with every girl with that weak smile and beady eyes and then show it to them and they would just nod and say great and then he would walk off and mumble gross things to himself and smirk and go to the next booth to do it again. Check out the work this girl has gotten all over her whole body.



sprained wrists are hot?



ok we were done, super tired, ready to go home and then we stumbled upon of all things, the Kumho Tires booth. our jaws dropped and we were instantly re-energized and de-evolved back into monkeys and started hooting and hollering like all the other cavemen with our cameras. Who would have known, the best booth was Kumho Tires. Like i said above these girls are like your friend's little sister that grew up to be hot



then, something else magical happened to stir the inner gorilla. somehow without us noticing, probably because we were too focused on the current task at hand, these girls rotated out with another set of kumho tires girls, almost like they just flipped a card and we were instantly smacked in the face with a new set of four kumho tires girls that are like your friend's hot older sisters! gorillas with cameras time! look you can see the other girl behind her shadowing her perfectly, it had the effect of the flipping around like it was a magic trick or something, a magic eye boner trick that is.





probably everyone felt that had a special connection with at least one of the girls cuz it's their job to do that, only mine was like a condescending, disapproving stare.



on the train ride home first Will reviewed our pool of pictures letting out a barrage of groans, moans, oh my gods, J.H.Christs, holy shnizers, scrunched up faces, head shaking, etc... that was audible to the whole train. we were laughing at him. then i reviewed the pictures and did the same without even knowing it and they were laughing at me. we were the rookies, amateurs, and monkeys that were high off of hormones and a car show. the guys across from us calmly reviewed their photos, biding their time before the could edit them on the big screen. I can't believe what we just did for hours and hours. It was literally like walking around inside the computer of a 16 yr old boy. and when it comes down to it that's what we all are. We just leered and leered at girls for hours. For hours we would be unable to turn off our super scanners, leering at anything that smelled of estrogen. Unbelievable. Car shows are a bad idea.

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